Bobby Tall, dark, and purrfect Who's black, white, and handsome all over? It's me, the cat of your dreams. This Valentine's Day let's relax on the couch and catch up on your favorite shows. After a few back scratches and some treats, I'll be your forever valentine. I'm already dressed for the occasion, just check out this tuxedo I've got on! Are you ready to take home this 4-year-old cat and have date night every night?